i know everyone is talking about this. i would just like to say i met him once about 5 years ago and found him to be very nice and quite normal-looking, to my surprise. what i DIDN'T expect was how crazy the crowd was following him, and i can't imagine a life like that. i will always remember trying to emulate the dance moves in the video 'Thriller'.

we played 'wargames' as kids. we hid out in the woods and dared others to find us. one night, one of our fathers, who was a policeman, said no one could hide from him. i was determined to prove him wrong. the game started and i chose a completely open spot but covered myself with a few branches and laid as still as possible. i barely breathed. the policeman looked and looked, and never found me. after they finally got me out of hiding every kid realized-...

celebrity names/couples being shortened, a la 'J.lo', 'Speidi', 'Brangelina', how fucking lame.

I am so sick of these ignorant people - so caught up in their religious idiocy that they feel the need to project violence on people who don't think the same. How does killing other people further your cause? It reminds me of Pro-Life people bombing abortion clinics. Ironic in a classical sense.